my nerves are bad to-night

“Your son is a lady-hating asshole.”

“NOPE. NOT ME. NOT MY SON. I AM A PANDA. WE HAVE A NOTORIOUSLY CHALLENGING TIME CONCEIVING.”

“Cheryl. I know it’s you.”

“CHERYL’S NOT HERE. I’M LEONARD THE PANDA. GIVE ME ALL THE BAMBOOS YOU HAVE.”  read more

FILM: Helene Courtois

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