Walmart execs asking “Where are all the customers?” was my favorite question of the week
February 21, 2013 § Leave a comment
this might not be QUITE what you’re looking for, but give me a chance, you never know
I was convinced my then 3yo had a bug or ill effects from me allowing him to eat VAST quantities of pineapple
the [FORRIN] gp thought it was appendicitis and told us to get to A&E. She actually had the receptionist phone us a cab
it was indeed appendicitis – his appendix was about to burst
if you’d like a pic of me and ds outside the gp’s surgery looking sad, do dm me
(only trouble is he’s 15 now and you may well have to bribe him with a magnum or three to get him to take his hood off) read more
PHOTOGRAPH: John Bennewitz
my nerves are bad to-night 
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